Where do coin collectors go when they want to get away? Aruba! That's right! They go to the Numismatic Museum in Aruba. Numismatists love the sun of Aruba and shiny coins.
The museum is cool, ESPECIALLY THE UNICORN COIN! I call it the "Unicoin". China made some coins with unicorns on them. Presidents are lame. Unicorns are cool. We should put a unicorn on the quarter. Maybe we should vote for a unicorn for president! I would get behind that campaign.
Besides the love of numismatists, Aruba has liquid fireworks. Liquid fireworks! Are they as cool as they sound? Yes they are!
Oddly enough, that segues into my next topic. Aloe. Aloe is huge in Aruba. They have it in everything. Soap, shampoo, clothing, inhalers, ostriches. You can even eat it! You must always remember to eat the right part, though. One part you can put in chocolate and it tastes great. The other part will clean you out.
And if you are getting cleaned out, remember to put the TP in the trash. You don't flush it down the toilet there. Every stall has a little waste basket for you. Just in case you wanted to know that. You probably didn't. I should probably delete that.
I'm off to numismatate!
Enjoy!
-DJ
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