stick-man

If you haven't heard the news, the stick has finally secured its place in history. The stick has been inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame. Did you know there was a hall of fame for toys? There is. They already have Crayola crayons, Atari 2600 and the cardboard box there.

Finally, after years of enjoyment and eye injuries, the stick was deemed toy-tastic enough to make it into the hall of fame.

I wonder why it took them so long to put the stick in there. I mean, the cardboard box got in there three years ago. How did the cardboard box beat the stick? I do believe that in a battle of a stick versus a cardboard box, the cardboard box would have its bottom flap handed to it.

I actually have this whole story in my head of a stick fighting a cardboard box. It's pretty epic. If you could see this, you would probably be on the edge of your seat. In fact, they are currently making seats that only have a tiny piece on the edge for you to sit on because that it all you will need. That is how exciting the fight is...in my head.

If it helps you to visualize it, the stick and the cardboard box are HUGE. They are, like, the size of Greenland. So, when they fight, the whole world knows. Their fight takes them to the moon, too. Because moon fights are awesome. The fighting is so loud that it wakes up aliens in another dimension who come over to see what all the ruckus is about. They see the stick and box fighting and run back to their alien homes where it is safe.

So, after the stick wins, it goes to the red-carpet event for its induction into the Toy Hall of Fame. Other famous toys are there, like Mr. Potato Head and a kite. The stick will sign autographs and pretend to be a sword, a wand, a horse, a flag and maybe make an appearance as baseball bat. It will be a grand night.

Back in reality, the stick in now in the Toy Hall of Fame. I'm sure you're excited. Maybe next year we can get the rock in there.

I'm off to play with my stick.

Enjoy!

-DJ