right brush

I have to use my right hand to brush my teeth. Can you brush with either hand? Ambibrushtrous?

I didn't realize this until last night. I just automatically brushed with my right hand.

I tried to use my left hand and my mouth was not happy with that. The brush was just banging around all willy-nilly. I actually ended up with the brush part in my hand and the nubby end whacking my gums.

It kinda hurts. I'm sure my dentist would not want to know that I did that.

It would be great if I could brush with both hands. Then I could brush with my left hand and type things with my right hand.

Words like Polk, jump, lip, milk, etc.

Well, not "etc," that's all lefty. But you get the idea.

Polk was a great president. He liked to jump. He had lips. He enjoyed milk. All things you can type with your right hand!

I'm off to jump milk lip Polk.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

the toothpaste troubles

Have you ever had toothpaste troubles? Sometimes they make it so hard for me to find a good, solid paste.

It's just CRAZY what they'll sell! I bought one for sensitive teeth and it's TOTALLY drippy! I don't know how it happened, but I would brush with it and it would just start pouring out of my mouth like I was a rabid camel!

And yes, I have sensitive teeth. What of it? They're still manly. So manly, that I eat nails. I just have to get a tetanus shot after.

I also bought a paste for teeth whitening :D. See my big emoticon smile there? It's white, right? That's because I LOVE brushing with it! It is NOT drippy at all! It's SUPER FOAMY! It's like a cloud in my mouth! You start brushing and it becomes all puffy!

It's awesome. My manly, yet sensitive, teeth love it.

I'm off to brusha, brusha, brush.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

brush the teeth

Do you brush your teeth? You should. 9 out of 10 dentists will tell you that brushing your teeth is good for your teeth. The other dentist will tell you that every time your brush your teeth, an angel gets a back massage. That dentist is weird, but very popular.

I generally can't stand still when I brush my teeth. I walk around a lot. I also talk, but that's a bit harder. And sometimes toothpaste will spill on me.

Last night I found something else to do while brushing. Dancing! It's not too crazy, but if you would like a better brushing experience, here's what you do.

Brush your teeth. Go into the hallway. Put your butt on the wall. Then hum a tune and brush your teeth while swishing your butt back and forth on the wall.

There's something about the wiggle-motion that makes brushing your teeth SO much more fun!

I think I will do it again tonight. Try it. Let me know if you like it.

I'm off to get my brush on.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ