Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

brush the teeth

Do you brush your teeth? You should. 9 out of 10 dentists will tell you that brushing your teeth is good for your teeth. The other dentist will tell you that every time your brush your teeth, an angel gets a back massage. That dentist is weird, but very popular.

I generally can't stand still when I brush my teeth. I walk around a lot. I also talk, but that's a bit harder. And sometimes toothpaste will spill on me.

Last night I found something else to do while brushing. Dancing! It's not too crazy, but if you would like a better brushing experience, here's what you do.

Brush your teeth. Go into the hallway. Put your butt on the wall. Then hum a tune and brush your teeth while swishing your butt back and forth on the wall.

There's something about the wiggle-motion that makes brushing your teeth SO much more fun!

I think I will do it again tonight. Try it. Let me know if you like it.

I'm off to get my brush on.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

Monday, July 7, 2008

viva la (dance, dance) revolution

Welcome back everybody! I hope you had a fantastic long weekend. I had to work every day, BUT that's no big deal because I found something wonderful.

As you may or may not have heard, I have a mild addiction to amazon.com. Yeah, I'm not proud of it (that's a lie, because I am very proud of it). I usually look for comic books or music, but I was just scanning down the main page and I found the greatest item: Dance, Dance Revolution.

Yes, that dancing arcade game is available on amazon. I'm not talkin' about the home version, I mean the machine you see at the arcade. Now, I don't think DDR is as cool as it used to be a few years ago, but the fact that I can buy the actual, full-blown arcade game for my home entertainment is awesome!

I used to play some DDR when I went to arcade. I wasn't the best, but I was decent for a casual player. I used to play that and the boxing game. I don't know if you ever saw that game, but it was a great workout. You had to grab two weighted boxing gloves and punch and the sensors around you would mimic your movements. I really got into that game.

Anyway, you wanna know how much it costs to have a lifetime of dancing in your home? It's only $18,000!!!! AND!!!! FREE SHIPPING!!!!!

I don't know why I'm wasting my money on a new car. Who needs transportation when you can dance!

If I were a rich man...then I would buy all the arcade games off of amazon...then I would buy more comic books...then I would probably build a candy company to make candy just for me. Ok, I wouldn't be COMPLETELY selfish. I would use my money-powers to send candy and comic books to countries in need...of candy and comic books. I would also adopt a bunch of kids like Angelina Jolie and let the kids play DDR for free.

I would also cover everything in gold. Hey, I'm rich. I can do those sorts of things.

I'm off to figure out how to become rich...ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

Enjoy!

-DJ