if u kan reed this

The spelling bee is happening tonight! I love the spelling bee. It's so much fun to watch. It is the only sport that I can get into. I even have a fantasy spelling bee team online. Okay, that's a lie, but I would if I knew how to get online.

Of course, nothing is without controversy. Or double negativity. There is a group of protesters at the spelling bee who want us to simplify spelling. They say the alphabet is useless because we have so many strange rules with our language.

For example, on their website they ask the question "Why don't comb, tomb and bomb rhyme?"

Good question. Our language is crazy. I'm a huge fan of silent letters, but that's about it. So, in honor of our simplified spellers, I'm going to attempt to write the rest of this story as they would.

I gess I didn't reelly think abowt wut I wuz going tu write becuz I don't no wut tu say. I can't wate tu see the spelling be toonite. It is going tu be totally awesum. I will make sum fude to eet. It will be good.
I have a feeling my spell chek is going tu hate me for this blawg. I don't care, tho. My spell chek is always making fun of me. It calls me names.

Ok, enuf of this. I don't no wut els to write. I see a fone. It is blak. I ware shoos on my feet. I kan sing uhlong with a lawt uv Paula Abdul songs.

I'm awff tu fite with my spell chek.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

too much going on

I have no idea where to start today! There is so much going on!

First off, I didn't shower today. There was another water main break. You never think it could happen to you, then it does. I used all the water in my water bottle to brush my teeth and wipe down. And by wipe down, I mean a bar of soap in a wash cloth. It was not very cleansing. And don't even ask about my hair. I can't talk about that right now. I may need therapy.

Also, the spelling bee was on last night! Awesome! That is my kind of sport. And the sentences were really funny. Good times.

Finally, my coworkers and I at wmas got all over the gossip news yesterday! Pretty cool stuff. We had an interview with Candy Spelling, and her words got us everywhere. I don't know how it spread so quickly, but it did. The radio show was mentioned on tv and websites. Any publicity is good publicity, right? Maybe now I can ask for that raise. Somebody's not gonna eat generic peanut butter anymore! (That somebody is me. Just in case you missed that. If I get the raise. And I probably won't. But I like to dream big. I like peanut butter.)

I'm off to shower...I hope.

Enjoy!

-DJ