I've been hearing this word a lot lately. I have no idea how it happened, but height has become heighth.
I'm pretty sure it is not a word. It is considered "non-standard" english. Which means it is not a word.
Now, I'm all about making up words, but for some reason heighth just sounds wrong and I don't like it.
So don't use it.
What I would like you to use is rooves. As in, "There is more than one roof." I know it's roofs, but rooves is just so much more fun to say! Heighth is not more fun to say.
Finally, don't forget to turn your lights off after you park your car. The parking lots are very busy, so when you leave your lights on, I think you are about to pull out of a spot. When, in fact, you are not even there and left your lights on to trick me into waiting for your parking spot.
That is not funny.
Okay, it would be kinda funny if I did it to you, but not when you do it to me.
I'm off to find a REAL parking spot.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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Monday, December 21, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
road roof
I was driving in the rain and snow and had a great idea. I usually don't think my ideas are great, but this one is an exception.
We should build a pyramid roof over the highway. That way, we'll save the roads from getting ruined by snow and rain and asteroids. They will slide right off the roof!
Do you want some light? You can put some windows in them. Maybe put a few posters up of the latest hot musical act or something and now you have a little home away from home. That you drive under.
This would cost a lot of money, BUT think of all the money we'll save from not fixing the road all the time and not needing to plow them.
It will also give birds a safe place to stand. Maybe deer can climb up and over the roof so they don't get hit on the highway.
I can't think of one bad thing about the road roof. Unless you like looking at the sky when you drive. But you should really be paying attention to the road and not staring at a cloud that looks like a dragon because staring at the dragon won't save you from hitting a cop car in a speed trap. Trust me.
He did NOT see the dragon. He said it looked more like me getting arrested.
I keep telling him he's looking at the wrong part of the dashboard camera video. You can see the dragon. After I'm removed from the hood.
I'm off to do community service.
Enjoy!
-DJ
We should build a pyramid roof over the highway. That way, we'll save the roads from getting ruined by snow and rain and asteroids. They will slide right off the roof!
Do you want some light? You can put some windows in them. Maybe put a few posters up of the latest hot musical act or something and now you have a little home away from home. That you drive under.
This would cost a lot of money, BUT think of all the money we'll save from not fixing the road all the time and not needing to plow them.
It will also give birds a safe place to stand. Maybe deer can climb up and over the roof so they don't get hit on the highway.
I can't think of one bad thing about the road roof. Unless you like looking at the sky when you drive. But you should really be paying attention to the road and not staring at a cloud that looks like a dragon because staring at the dragon won't save you from hitting a cop car in a speed trap. Trust me.
He did NOT see the dragon. He said it looked more like me getting arrested.
I keep telling him he's looking at the wrong part of the dashboard camera video. You can see the dragon. After I'm removed from the hood.
I'm off to do community service.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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