Republican candidate Mittens Romney has been going around talking about stuff lately. Sadly, he is not talking about kittens. I truly think that should be his political stance. He should just talk about kittens at every rally!
"Hello, my name is Mittens. I like Kittens. Thank you."
"WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (that's the crowd reaction)
Well! Somebody went one step further to make his campaign even better! GLITTER!
Mittens was glitter bombed! How wonderful is that!
I like it when bombs glitter. Not like those blow uppy ones that hurt. Glitter bombs are much nicer. AND they go great with kittens and Mittens!
I think we could win every war EVER if we just glitter bomb people! Imagine the love!
Other country: "We are going to war you!"
Our country "Ok!"
POOOOOOM! GLITTER BOMB!
Other country: "We love you! And glitter! And kittens!"
Our country: "YAY!"
World problems? Solved.
I'm off to glitter my kitten and glitten my kitter.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
mittens, mittens everywhere
My faith in humanity has been restored!
I was driving to work with my mittens on. Then, the heat started working, so I took them off and put them on my lap.
THEN! I got to work, forget that they were on my lap and I guess they fell onto the ground.
When I got out of work, guess what I saw next to my car...
MY MITTENS!
Nobody stole them! How amazing is that?! I even had a car next to me. That person could have seen my mittens and just taken them and kept their hands warm forever.
But they didn't! Because they love me!
I'm sure they love you, too. I bet they wouldn't steal your mittens, either.
Mittens Romney probably gets mittens for free since that's his name.
Speaking of presidential names. Well, Mittens isn't president yet, but he's trying! Did you know the president of Nigeria has a fun name? It's Goodluck Jonathan!
I wish they would work together for a bill or law or something. Like, the "Goodluck Mittens Accord."
That would be the most ADORABLE accord ever! I LOVE IT! Maybe use a picture of a kitten on it!
Kittens wearing mittens are so cute. I'd say that's tied for 3rd on my "Most Cutest Things Ever" list.
I'm off to wear my mittens.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
I was driving to work with my mittens on. Then, the heat started working, so I took them off and put them on my lap.
THEN! I got to work, forget that they were on my lap and I guess they fell onto the ground.
When I got out of work, guess what I saw next to my car...
MY MITTENS!
Nobody stole them! How amazing is that?! I even had a car next to me. That person could have seen my mittens and just taken them and kept their hands warm forever.
But they didn't! Because they love me!
I'm sure they love you, too. I bet they wouldn't steal your mittens, either.
Mittens Romney probably gets mittens for free since that's his name.
Speaking of presidential names. Well, Mittens isn't president yet, but he's trying! Did you know the president of Nigeria has a fun name? It's Goodluck Jonathan!
I wish they would work together for a bill or law or something. Like, the "Goodluck Mittens Accord."
That would be the most ADORABLE accord ever! I LOVE IT! Maybe use a picture of a kitten on it!
Kittens wearing mittens are so cute. I'd say that's tied for 3rd on my "Most Cutest Things Ever" list.
I'm off to wear my mittens.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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