So there's talk around Congress about insider trading. I don't know much about the law and the government and kangaroos, but I know that they all exist.
Okay, I'm not 100% on that, but I'm about 67% sure.
According the folks in Congress, they could get insider stock tips so they could make some big monies. But, insider trading is illegal. Except for them.
Since the law DIDN'T say they COULDN'T do it, they figured it was okay.
And THAT is my kinda logic!
Since there is no actual proof that unicorns don't exist, clearly they do! And since there is no actual law specifically telling me that I, personally, cannot take all the money from a bank, clearly I can.
OH! There is also no law that says all comic book companies are supposed to NOT give me comic books free for life, therefore they should be giving me comic books, for free, for life!
Because that's how the law works!
According to congress.
That is why I'm going to start my political career today.
Vote for me. I want to do everything you can't.
Thank you.
I'm off to start a PAC.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
Showing posts with label government. Show all posts
Showing posts with label government. Show all posts
Friday, February 3, 2012
Friday, April 8, 2011
shut down until further notice
Can a government just shut down? Like, really? I know it's happened in the past, but it still seems wrong. How does a government give itself the option to shut down?! Who's idea was that?!
Probably Roger Sherman. He signed any paper that came his way. Which is weird because he hated paper money.
Sherman. Pfft.
So, thanks to Sherman (possibly historically inaccurate), we have a government that can just shut down. The place that governs MILLIONS OF PEOPLE: closed.
Is that a good idea? I mean, if I got a day off for some silly disagreement, I would totally NOT come back!
I'd lock my door and say, "See ya later, legislative losers! I'm going to the beach! I'll sign a bill of relaxation and sand castles!"
Then I would make a sand castle with cannons and a princess and a mighty steed. And a prince would come from the ocean and marry the princess and they would rule over the land of Sandurbia. With their mighty steed. PLUS, their government would never shut down. Because they know that the sand people need them to work so their national parks don't close.
And so they can get their tax refunds. Which may not happen for me since I left it to the last minute. And I don't know how to do it online.
That's really why I love Sandurbia's government. And sand castles. And mighty steeds.
I'm off to run a small, sandy country.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
Probably Roger Sherman. He signed any paper that came his way. Which is weird because he hated paper money.
Sherman. Pfft.
So, thanks to Sherman (possibly historically inaccurate), we have a government that can just shut down. The place that governs MILLIONS OF PEOPLE: closed.
Is that a good idea? I mean, if I got a day off for some silly disagreement, I would totally NOT come back!
I'd lock my door and say, "See ya later, legislative losers! I'm going to the beach! I'll sign a bill of relaxation and sand castles!"
Then I would make a sand castle with cannons and a princess and a mighty steed. And a prince would come from the ocean and marry the princess and they would rule over the land of Sandurbia. With their mighty steed. PLUS, their government would never shut down. Because they know that the sand people need them to work so their national parks don't close.
And so they can get their tax refunds. Which may not happen for me since I left it to the last minute. And I don't know how to do it online.
That's really why I love Sandurbia's government. And sand castles. And mighty steeds.
I'm off to run a small, sandy country.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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