tasty war

Did you hear about the Chili Grenade?! Oh. My. Grover! It's a grenade filled with the world's hottest chili pepper. The Bhut Jolokia.

Do you know what this grenade tastes good on? EVERYTHING! Chips, rice, cake, peanut butter...anything, really!

They say it will burn your eyes and give you breathing problems. That's pretty much what you look for in a chili pepper, isn't it?

I say, forget using it for crowd control. Use it for dinner!

I may change my mind if I get the powder in my eyes, but until I have something to protest, heat me up!

Also, how come nobody names their kid Grover anymore? It's a good name. I would like to name something Grover. Maybe my car. Or my belt.

Let me think about it.

I'm off to drop a chili grenade.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

big oops

Have you ever caused a spill in a store? I did this weekend. Shower cleaner. Which, to me, is just fine because the floor is made from tile, so I did kinda just clean their floors.

Your welcome.

I felt sorry for the poor kid who had to clean up my mess. I would have done it, but it turns out that's not allowed. Apparently you can't open a package of paper towels and say you spilled them too. For some reason they don't believe that story.

At least I spilled something clean and not something stinky like baby food, or chili, or salsa, or soup. Or some combination of those things. Now THAT would have been a messy mess!

My advice to you is to spill something that is easy to clean up. Like toilet paper. Or a birthday card.

I'm off to clean my mess.

Enjoy!

-DJ