throw another blog on the fire

Does anybody read blogs anymore? The new studies say they don't!

Kids just don't have time to read these horrifically long blogs. They're more than 140 characters! That's just crazy!

People like to read short bursts of info instead of the long novel-length blog.

So, what am I doing writing this? I have no idea, but I can't stop!

Some day I will make my blogs short. I should start now.

Some guy made a GIANT penny out of 84,000 regular sized pennies. Batman has a giant penny. Is this guy Batman?! I just found Batman! (Under 140 characters!)

If I DID have more characters, I COULD tell you about all the other great things that are better when they are used to make bigger versions of themselves.

Like a giant cupcake made from regular cupcakes. Or a giant cookie made from smaller cookies. Maybe a giant disco ball made from other disco balls. Can you think of anything else?

How about a giant pile of whipped cream made from smaller piles of whipped cream!

That would be fun to play in! Put a giant disco ball over that and you have a party!

Unfortunately, I didn't have the room to write all of that, so we didn't get to talk about it. But if we were able to get those characters, that would have been fun to mention.

I'm off to keep it short.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

ink licker

You may have heard that some big newspaper companies are having a tough time these days. The economy is really hurting them. I think that's a shame because I love newspapers. I HATE reading stuff online.

Except blogs, of course. Reading blogs online is wonderful. Please read my blog...

Anyway...since times are tough, one company has decided to save the newspaper business. With lickable ink.

That's right! They have made ink you can lick right off the page! 59% of 1.5 million lickers loved it! And 59% of people can't be wrong!

Isn't technology great? It would be awesome if you could get your newspaper in different flavors. I would get cherry.

"This is an interesting article! It seems that Antarctica is actually a large ice creature from Brooklyn! It just likes to sit down there because it's cold!"

*SSSSLLLLUUUUUURP*

"What a tasty and educational story! I love licking my paper!"

It's good to see newspapers get saved.

OOOOOOH!!!!! I just thought of something! I bet the comics section would be super fruity! All those different colors could be flavors! I'm so excited about this now!!!!!!!!

I'm off to lick my paper!

Enjoy!

-DJ