Soooooooo...this weekend, my computer was assaulted by a virus. It was awful!
All I did was click on a story on Yahoo and everything went crazy!
So, I hired a ragtag group of mercenaries who fought the virus. I think they are still fighting it today.
The mercs came highly recommended. They have Rock, the muscle; Pierre, the ladies man; Ninja, the tech guy; and Tech, the highly trained assassin.
Those are their actual birth names. Except for Pierre. I hear his name is really Jordan.
Anyway, they are fighting the virus with lasers and stuff. That should do the trick. We'll find out later today.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire my anti-virus team.
They wanted to be the A.V.-Team, but they don't know much about audio or visual.
I'm off to fix my computer.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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