I was thinking about Whip City yesterday. Westfield is Whip City, for those who don't know. That's in Massachusetts, for you out-of-state readers. Mass is in the United States, for you international readers. My blog is huge in Thailand. HUGE!
Anyway, Whip City is actually a cooler name than Westfield. They should have used that name instead. Who wouldn't want to live in Whip City?
I would like to live in Sword City. Or Ninja City! I don't know where those are, but I should find them!
I should become president so I can change the names of cities. They're so boring. Southwick. What does that even mean? The bottom of a candle?! How about Super City!
Springfield could be Awesome City! West Springfield could become Sword City!
The exclamation point is actually part of the name. I'm not just yelling a lot. And they are not factorials. It's just there to add pizzazz.
Awesome City!, MA
Ninja City!, MA
Whip City!, MA
Get it? Cool. Got any cool names for cities?
Next time we'll rename the states. Especially Utah. They should have named it Wha-Bam!
I'm off to run for president.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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Friday, April 2, 2010
Monday, November 23, 2009
dynamite
Would you want dynamite stored near your house? The people in Westfield don't. The latest Westfield scandal is that the town wants to store dynamite on the border of a residential area.
Adults do not want dynamite near their homes because they think it's dangerous.
And it probably is. BUT, when you were a kid, how much would you have loved to have dynamite stored near your house!
Would I have snuck into this place to steal dynamite? Probably not. But I have friends who would have done it for me.
Would I have blown up a tree or something? Absolutely.
Would it have been stupid and dangerous? Oh yeah.
Would it have been worth the trip to the emergency room? Totally.
Oh, and in case you're worried about this facility blowing up, the dynamite explodes vertically. Seriously. That's what they said to make us feel better about it being there. I guess standing next to it will prevent any major harm.
I'm off to see what happens when you blow up a pile of leaves. Vertically.
Enjoy!
-DJ
Adults do not want dynamite near their homes because they think it's dangerous.
And it probably is. BUT, when you were a kid, how much would you have loved to have dynamite stored near your house!
Would I have snuck into this place to steal dynamite? Probably not. But I have friends who would have done it for me.
Would I have blown up a tree or something? Absolutely.
Would it have been stupid and dangerous? Oh yeah.
Would it have been worth the trip to the emergency room? Totally.
Oh, and in case you're worried about this facility blowing up, the dynamite explodes vertically. Seriously. That's what they said to make us feel better about it being there. I guess standing next to it will prevent any major harm.
I'm off to see what happens when you blow up a pile of leaves. Vertically.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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