If you're looking to be the coolest person in the room, the kids in Romania can help. College students in Romania are putting deodorant on their clothes. Like, on the outside of their t-shirts. Because they think it makes them look cool.
One of the kids is actually quoted as saying that it makes him feel "as tough as Wentworth Miller and Bon Jovi combined."
I have no idea why he feels that way. I'm guessing he buys stuff that leaves a white residue. I mean, those clear deodorants wouldn't really do anything. Nobody would be able to see that you're wearing it. And who wants that?
Are we sure that it didn't start because people didn't know what to do with deodorant? Maybe deodorant is new in Romania. I have no idea what their views are when it comes to underarms. Maybe it wasn't a big deal to the Romanians. Then, Speed Stick wanted to make a move over there and started selling deodorant. Unfortunately, nobody had seen it and just started spreading it on their clothes.
It seems overgarment deodorant makes you feel tough as well. If you recall, it's a combination of Wentworth Miller and Bon Jovi. That's pretty tough. Almost as tough as Chuck Norris.
Maybe I should try putting deodorant all over my clothes. I could probably beat up a tree. I'd like to see Chuck Norris do that.
I'm off to buy some deodorant.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
hair hat
I read a story that is pretty gross, but I feel compelled to talk about it. A woman in Romania makes clothing out of her hair.
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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