So I went for a run yesterday. And during my run, not one, but TWO people got free tree parts! I know! There are trees everywhere! They just sit there! No price tags or anything!
I ran in the woods and found a small "tree" on the ground. It's part of the pine tree family. I don't know exactly what kind it is, but I'm calling it an awesome fir.
It was a dangerous trip. Not one, not two, but THREE dogs barked at me while I was outside! That's, like, dangerous! One of the dogs was even on a leash! Scary!
But! I also saw some guy pulling a branch off a tree! Not a connected branch. One that broke off and was just hanging there. He ALSO sees that free tree-stuffs are everywhere!
We are smart shoppers.
I brought my 7-inches of awesome fir home and put it in a pot with some potting soil. I also bought some Miracle Gro sticks to put into it. I hope that keeps it alive. I put all 20 in there, so that should help.
I will decorate it with star wars ornaments, popcorn and lights.
I will put it on a high shelf so Santa can pile presents up under it. Because that is still technically under the tree!
I'm off to decorate my branch.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
Showing posts with label popcorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label popcorn. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Thursday, April 1, 2010
popcorn price wars
Israel has a government that knows how to fight for the people. The people who want to see a movie! And the people who want to enjoy a popcorn with that movie!
A politician named Carmel Shama (which is probably the tastiest name I've ever heard!) wants to make a new law that says movie theaters in Israel cannot charge more than $5 for a large popcorn.
That might sound cheap to us, but Carmel saw what happened in the U.S. and wants to keep popcorn prices under control before things get too crazy.
Carmel's ideas might seem trivial to someone who's more concerned with offshore drilling, but without cheap popcorn, how are we going to see a movie about offshore drilling? We're not.
And without that movie, we'll never know what actually happens to offshore drillers. Or who fell in love over offshore drilling. Or what kind of explosions offshore drilling can create. Or what happens when everybody on an offshore drilling site can disappear and you're the only person left...except for the mysterious drill monster!
Point and match. Carmel just saved your life.
I'm off to butter my popcorn.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
A politician named Carmel Shama (which is probably the tastiest name I've ever heard!) wants to make a new law that says movie theaters in Israel cannot charge more than $5 for a large popcorn.
That might sound cheap to us, but Carmel saw what happened in the U.S. and wants to keep popcorn prices under control before things get too crazy.
Carmel's ideas might seem trivial to someone who's more concerned with offshore drilling, but without cheap popcorn, how are we going to see a movie about offshore drilling? We're not.
And without that movie, we'll never know what actually happens to offshore drillers. Or who fell in love over offshore drilling. Or what kind of explosions offshore drilling can create. Or what happens when everybody on an offshore drilling site can disappear and you're the only person left...except for the mysterious drill monster!
Point and match. Carmel just saved your life.
I'm off to butter my popcorn.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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