So, wait...I don't have to wash my hair? Psssssst (yes, there are 6 s's) is a product you buy. Have you heard of this stuff? It’s sort of a dry shampoo. You spray this powder in your hair to get rid of the oily feeling AND (according to some users) add volume.
Is this just in case you don't feel like showering? The "product description" does say that you can use it "on camping trips - after sports - when ill."
When ill?! Why would I want more volume when I'm ill! So I can look pretty while I'm dazed out on Nyquil?! ( I do like looking pretty, though. So I guess I wouldn't mind that.)
Doctor: "So how are you feeling?"
Me: "Murble crzlbip schlup..."
Doctor: "Sounds like you have a case of Penguin Fluitis."
Me: "Scuftleschple."
Doctor: "You just need to relax for a few days. But don't worry. You're hair looks great!"
Me: "Wow! I feel better already! Thanks doc!"
And then we dance an Irish Jig. Because that's what doctors love to do after they heal you.
Maybe not my doctor, but your doctor does.
I'm off to powder my hair.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 27, 2009
no more rainbows
Last week was an exciting week. For all you folks out there that sit and look at a computer all day, you will appreciate this. I got a bigger computer monitor! I know I talk on the radio, but the majority of my day is looking at a computer screen. And that experience just got gooder.
Now, I won't tell you how I got this larger screen, but trust me, you would have done the same. I'm not sure how much of it was legal, but since nobody noticed the...um..."changes"...then I'll just assume that everything is ok.
Now for the bad news. At first, it seemed like this monitor and I were meant for each other. It was bigger AND it had rainbow stickers on it. I'm not kidding. There was a little rainbow on each corner. It was beautiful.
Somebody took away my rainbows. So now I am frowning. Much like a rainbow. I don't know who did it, but hopefully a rainbow will land on their head. And perhaps a heavy cloud as well.
Who would want a world without rainbows?! That's like saying you want a world without air! Or TV! Or penguins! It just doesn't make sense!
It's a sad day for rainbow enthusiasts. And rainbow collectors. They are called arcusologists. Seriously. I may have made it up, but I used a Latin dictionary, so it's probably correct.
I'm off to find rainbow stickers.
Enjoy!
-DJ
Now, I won't tell you how I got this larger screen, but trust me, you would have done the same. I'm not sure how much of it was legal, but since nobody noticed the...um..."changes"...then I'll just assume that everything is ok.
Now for the bad news. At first, it seemed like this monitor and I were meant for each other. It was bigger AND it had rainbow stickers on it. I'm not kidding. There was a little rainbow on each corner. It was beautiful.
Somebody took away my rainbows. So now I am frowning. Much like a rainbow. I don't know who did it, but hopefully a rainbow will land on their head. And perhaps a heavy cloud as well.
Who would want a world without rainbows?! That's like saying you want a world without air! Or TV! Or penguins! It just doesn't make sense!
It's a sad day for rainbow enthusiasts. And rainbow collectors. They are called arcusologists. Seriously. I may have made it up, but I used a Latin dictionary, so it's probably correct.
I'm off to find rainbow stickers.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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