pants made for action

I was looking up pants online. Why? Because sometimes I'm bored and want to see what this great world has to offer!

And it's lucky for ALL of us that I looked. Because I found "ACTION PANTS!"

They look like casual, draw-string pants. But when you put them on...BAM! ACTION HAPPENS!

What kind of action? You might think that you are going for a stroll in the park. But then you put on your action pants.

BAM! It becomes a fight for your life as giant worms attack from underground! And grass blades become REAL blades! Of steel!

Or perhaps you are petting a fluffy lamb. Then you put on your action pants.

BAM! The lamb becomes an evil lamb dictator who rules an army of baby chicks with giant tanks made of evil and sharp stuff! In space!

So you can see why I want a pair of action pants.

And so do you.

I'm off to find some action.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

time to go to fiji

Pants are not allowed on Sundays in Bua Island, Fiji. Men have to wear the traditional sarong instead of pants.

Finally! I am SO moving to Fiji! Pants are so "pantsy", you know? You gotta put one leg in AND THEN put the OTHER leg in! It's, like, so much work!

A sarong? Simple. Tie it around my waist. Done. It's time to relax.

Don't like relaxing? That's fine too! Pants hold you back from performing totally sweet kung fu kicks! So, on a Sunday, if you are attacked by angry, mutated prawns, you can fight back with your awesome kung fu moves and win!

If that happened on a Monday, you would be a slave in the prawn empire!

Thankfully, mutated prawns only attack on Sundays. So with my sarong in tow, I save the world week after week. With my funky kung fu moves.

I'm off to pack my bags for Fiji.

Enjoy!

-DJ