solar storms are coming again

SO PANIC!

Or don't. You don't really have to. It might only disturb the Earth's magnetic field for a little while. If you get home from work and all your magnets from your fridge fell off, you now know why.

I hope you don't magnet anything valuable on your fridge like family heirlooms or babies. Or, if you do, maybe put them on display somewhere else for a day or two. Just to be safe. Until the solar storms stop.

Or, if you have mutant powers of magnetism, like Magneto, you might not be able to do much. I wouldn't try to throw any trains around or anything. It might end up falling on you. And that's REALLY uncomfortable.

This coronal mass ejection is actually coming at us pretty fast. 4 MILLION miles an hour.

I once got my car to go that fast. But only once. It cost too much to keep replacing the tires.

Does it rain sunshine during solar storms? I bet that would be pretty! Little golden drops of sun would land on your head and make a golden rainbow!

Oh...wait...the sun is really hot. It's, like, hotter than steamed milk. And steamed milk is pretty hot. And something hotter than THAT might actually burn you.

Hmmm...maybe this solar storm isn't really that fun. Maybe I should run and panic and hide in a metal shelter.

Nah. I wanna see sunshine rain from the sky!

I'm off to catch some sun drops on my tongue.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

kneel to the power of Magneto!

I'm sure I've mentioned it too many times, but I'm in Grease next week. Yep, it's only a week away! So reserve your tickets now! It's at South Hadley High School July 17-19! That's so soon! People will be beating each other up for tickets! That's how good it is! Ok...so maybe there won't be any beatings, but there might be slight raising of voices in excitement. Perhaps a hurried walk or a slight jog to get tickets...if it looks like there might be rain.

Well, my knees are all red and bruised and hurty from the show. I do a knee slide...badly. I tell you this because I know you care about my well being. How do I know that? Somebody once asked me how I was. I answered. You could feel the love.

Big Y Cashier: How are you today?

Me: My knees hurt.

Big Y Cashier: uhh....ok...why?

Me: Because I have to slide on my knees in a dance and I'm not very good at it.

Big Y Cashier: Ooooookay...um...that'll be $23.19

Me: Ok

Big Y Cashier: And you won 2 silver coins!

Me: Can I use them for knee pads?

Big Y Cashier: No.

Me: Dang.

I'm almost cried knowing that people care so much for me. It was a very emotional 3 minutes. Maybe someday I can tell you about my trip to Subway. I can't even think about it without tearing up...it's that powerful....I...I just...can't go on...I'm sorry...I'm just not ready to share yet...*tear*

Ahem...I'm off to get some tissues.

Enjoy!

-DJ