snowball

A woman in Florida has a snowball in her freezer. Not the edible cake kind, but an actual made-out-of-water snowball. And she's had it since 1977.

Why? Don't know. She DID say, "It's just like a little pet." Sooooo...you know...

If you're lucky(?), she'll take it out of the freezer and show it to you. Because that's what any good party needs. A snowball from the 70s.

I imagine that in the 70s, if somebody said, "Can I get a snowball," they didn't mean an actual snowball. I don't know what they MIGHT have meant, but it probably involved disco or something.

A snowball in the freezer. That's just weird. It's like when people tell you to keep milk in the fridge. It's not like it started out cold! It's just a conspiracy!

At least I know I'm normal with a palm tree in my oven.

I'm off to get a snowball.

Enjoy!

-DJ

show it off

I found out that plunging necklines are in. For men. So men can show off their chest hair and pectoral muscles. Because that's...um...hot?

Really? Didn't we learn our lessons from the 70s? If you didn't, here they are:

There is nothing sexy about men's chests in a V shape or mustaches in any shape.

It's not that I'm jealous or anything. I KNOW I can't pull that off. I can't pull off any "look" and I'm okay with that. But, there is NO man who can pull of the chest hair look AND make it look good. (I know some men who think they can, but seriously, you can't.)

Let's just keep the plunging necklines on women.

I'd rather have overalls with one side unhooked come back into fashion. Or even wearing them backwards would be better than men's chests being exposed. Kris Kross would love it.

Just think about it before you buy that shirt.

I'm off to make you jump, jump.

Enjoy!

-DJ