something smells different

I think I smell different. I don't mean that my nose is confused, but my actual body odor. I don't like it.

I got used to my old smell. Now it's different. Can that happen? It started a few weeks ago. I really don't know why.

I want my old smell back. I also want a tiger. I wonder if a tiger would like my new smell better than my old smell. Maybe my smell changed because I'm supposed to get a tiger.

I like that idea. Tigers are cool. They go "roar."

I'm off to smell myself.

Enjoy!

-DJ